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Friday, 29 April 2011

Nigerian Rapper Breaks World Record Freestyle

Nigerian rapper Chidera ‘Chiddy‘ Anamege of the hip-hop group Chiddy Bang on Thursday, April 28, 2011 has broken the Guinness World Record for the longest freestyle with a record time of nine hours, 18 minutes and 22 seconds, beating the former record of nine hours and 16 minutes.
Chiddy who used the MTV O Music Awards, as a platform to showcase this brilliant feat amazed guests as he rapped on different instrumentals provided by his producer partner. The rapper also used the opportunity to premiere his latest single ‘No one like me‘ to the guests that night.
I freestyle probably, like, once a day. That’s better than a lot of people, if you really think about it; I freestyle once a day for like 30 minutes straight,” Chiddy claimed. ’I never put myself to this maximum test, but it’s very exciting for me’, Chiddy said after the awards.
Chiddy Bang is an American alternative hip-hop band from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The duo who met in 2008 are yet to release their debut work but have gained recognition with the release of various mixtapes.

Thursday, 28 April 2011

M.I. interview with Wendy Williams

Tuface Idibia BET Welcome to America Special (Part 1 of 2)

Darey - Ba Ni Kidi Official Video

5 Celebrities Who Don’t Get It Right On The Red Carpet

By Christie Olusayo

Red Carpet fiasco
Many things happen on the red carpet, the good, the bad and the ugly. While some celebrities effortlessly try to spice up their look and come out with the best without missing any fashion point, some on the other hand just don’t get it right on the red carpet. Here are the top five celebrities who often get it wrong on the red carpet.

Mercy Johnson: Nollywood star actress Mercy Johnson has found a new love for skimpy attires and deliberate flaunting of her boobs in movies and on the red carpets. Blessed with the right curves at the right places, Mercy has chosen a dress code of skimpy and over revealing dresses, which many frown at on the red carpets. Most times, she doesn’t get the appropriate looks and her makeup too. Yuck!

Omotola Jalade Ekeinde: Omosexy as fondly called, has an hourglass shape that accentuates her body perfectly well. This beautiful mother of four and talented actress who can deliver her lines perfectly well, has not been able to deliver her dress sense very well in recent times. Most times, her fabrics are not well chosen to flatter her figure, such that, they cling to her tummy and make her bulge appear bigger than it actually is. Then how many times do you come across a superstar actress whose makeup is not flawlessly applied?

Abolore Akande (9ice): The star singer-songwriter is very versatile in his use of well-chosen lyrics laced with deep African lore and lingo. But his dress sense is quite the opposite! Most times 9ice’s appearance on the red carpet is usually boring and dull without any elegance or energy. Although he has a new hair look now, he should wear more vibrant colours, stylish outfits and be more suave. He sure can get it right if he puts in more effort…

Kenny Saint Brown: Gospel musician KSB, doesn’t seem to get it right most times on the red carpet with her choice of styles, fabrics and over made up face! A good stylist will definitely help to bring out the best in her striking features, so that she can really know what fits her.

 Muma Gee: In a bid to look dramatic and different, energetic singer and entertainer Muma Gee, often misses the mark on and off the red carpet. It appears she is used to the stage makeup. Oftentimes, her makeup appears too heavy on her and her dramatic designs don’t always suit the event. Don’t you think?

Friday, 15 April 2011

Eleven Reasons Why You Should Waste Your Vote On Jonathan...

By Safiya Musa
One, he’s the kind of president that will vote N10bn for 6 federal universities but will give N30bn for the entertainment industry.  They say it is a loan but is the  the entertainment industry the most endangered? What about the health and education sectors?
Two, he’s the type of president that  will vote N1.3bn for furniture in less than a year after his house was renovated for him and a similar amount spent by the deceased president on the same house?  Insensitive?  Selfish?
Three, he’s the kind of president that will provide intervention fund for the textile industry and less than one week later lift the ban on the importation of textile!
Four, he’s the kind  of  president  that will increase the age of cars allowed into the country  from 10 to 15 years when governments all over the world are spending billions to eliminate high carbon based carbon from the society because of negative impact on the environment. 
Five, he’s the kind of president that will set up six universities premised on a silly reason that every state should have one, created additional three when all the existing ones are in a state of uselessness due to huge under-funding?
Six, he’s the kind of president that will waive and allow duty free importation of rice into the country, denying our local farmers the revenue, the support and the patronage needed for growth; all in the name of politics.  Even Baba Iyabo was unhappy and could not believe that we import rice with so much local production going on.
Seven, he’s the kind of president that will consider creating an airport in each state of the federation when the existing international and local ones  are in ruins and taken over by goats and cows.   Please visit Kano International Airport at night and see whether you won't have to read psalm 23 for safe landing.
Eight, he’s the kind of president that will spend an entire $4.5bn in excess crude oil account in less than eight months; arguing that the  account is illegal but the people have not seen anything he did with the money. Na wa oh!
Nine, he’s the kind of president that will  spend N10bn or N17bn on an anniversary with nothing to write home about.  Ghana spent less than N200m and the impact is still on 2 years later – I still dey vex for this one!
Ten, he’s the kind of president who under the guise of raising money for election keeps the price of kerosene and AGO at over N130.  Well, it’s good for the masses.  Na only no queues at the filling station una dey see?
Eleven, he’s the kind of president who will spend so much money on a carnival like campaign around the country without spending time to reflect on the number of children without shoes, without books and without food.   Or are poverty stricken people no more in Nigeria?
In sum, the guy does not have the capacity to lead us.  Many say he’s nice.  That’s true but so are children; but if we allow them to lead even our houses, we can only harvest destruction.
Besides, who wants a nice president?  Nice neighbour, yes; nice wife, yes; nice friend, yes.  But a nice president?

Why Buhari Cried... (Sahara Reporters)

By Justin Okadigbo
Most Nigerians have been wondering what could make a retired army general cry a few days before the nation's presidential elections. The answers are not far-fetched. A cursory review of the past and present records on Nigeria's current leadership will definitely break the lacrimal glands of any sincere Nigerian.
PAST RECORD: In August 2006, the EFCC had seized the sum of N104 Million from one Mrs. Nancy Ebere Nwosu. Nwosu testified on oath that the money belonged to Mrs. Jonathan, then the Bayelsa State first lady, and that she was a mere mule, contracted to launder the loot. The case eventually made its way through the EFCC’s convoluted investigative hoops, ending up in the court of Justice Anwuli Chikere of the Federal High Court Abuja. Then, like all corruption cases involving favored members of the PDP family, the case fizzled out, never to be officially mentioned again. Even the fate of the seized money, which Justice Chikere ordered frozen, is still a mystery.
Another incident came to light before the dust of the first incident settled. The story, widely reported in September 2006 in the local and international media, was of yet another EFCC interception of funds traced to the then Bayelsa first lady. This time, the amount in question was an unheard of $13.5 Million. Like the previous loot, it was destined for laundering in offshore schemes. Mr. Osita Nwajah, the EFCC spokesman, gleefully announced the seizure. Again, the case disappeared into the the PDP’s labyrinth of impunity.
PRESENT RECORD: Our public debt is 17.8% of the GDP while crude oil accounts for 95% of our exports. Our foreign reserves have gone down from $72 billion in 2008 to $33 billion in 2011. Our gross external debt has been put at $9.689 billion and the Gross Domestic Debt has shot up from $13.6 billion in 2006 to $21.8 billion.
South Africa gave a contract for 5,000MW at just $3b, but Nigeria spent over $17b in 11 years on power to generate less than 2,000MW. The 2011 budget shows that the government will have to borrow additional N1.3 trillion in 2011, to finance a deficit. The National Assembly has widened the deficit gap further by jacking the budget up by about N700 billion!
Excess Crude Account was valued at $22 billion in 2007 but was down to less than $4 billion by 2010. Our Domestic debt grew rapidly between March December, 2010 by up to as much as $30 billion. The state of insecurity has become increasingly worrisome.
Manufacturers consume 8.7 million liters of diesel weekly for their operations, amounting to about N903 million weekly or N3.6 billion monthly. A total of 834 manufacturing companies closed their factories in 2009. 176 firms were shut down in the Northern area, comprising the Kano and Kaduna states manufacturing axis. In the South-East-178, the South West- 225, in the Lagos area, 214 manufacturers closed their factories. The implications in terms of job loss can only be imagined.
According to Prof Wole Soyinka, "Only four sets of people can vote for the PDP: (1) those who are intellectually blind. (2) those who are blinded by ethnicity (3) those who are blinded by corruption and therefore afraid of the unknown, should power change hands; and finally (4) those who are suffering from a combination of the above terminal sicknesses"
Justin Okadigbo writes from Houston, Texas

Thursday, 14 April 2011

GHETTO DREAMZ -(The DAGRIN Story) - Official Trailer

D’Banj’s koko mobile phones land

Finally the much talked about phones designed for multi-talented musician, D’Banj have arrived the shore of Nigeria.
The phones were manufactured by Robert & John Ltd in partnership with Mo-Hits and supported by First Bank PLC.
Dbanjby this singular act has  taken the celebrity brand leveraging game to another level he releases the Kokomobile into an eagerly expectant market.
Since the release a few weeks ago the response to the phones has been extremely encouraging as youths and adults clamor for the first Nigerian celebrity branded mobile phone.
The Kokomobile is an ultra slim GSM mobile phone that has all the modern features that positions it as a unique communication and entertainment device. It is certified by local and international regulatory bodies, including NCC, SON, GSMA UK, GSM Exchange,a fifteen months warranty, amongst others.
Robert and John Ltd, the manufacturing partners behind the device have deployed all their expertise and experience gathered from their years in the technology and mobile device industry to produce a mobile phone Nigerians can truly be proud of.
Nigerian mobile phone users expect more from their mobile phone than just voice text and Robert and John Ltd has ensured Kokomobile is packed with all modern features to meet the social and entertainment expectations of Nigerians

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Abuja Lover delivers baby girl for 9ice

It’s a baby girl for singer 9ice and his Abuja-based partner Bukky!

Although the pair would prefer to keep it hush hush, we can reliably tell you that they are taking their relationship a step further with the arrival, early last week, of their first baby together.

Sources close to 9ice tell us the singer -who’s separated from his wife Toni Payne – has been a regular visitor to Abuja, since Bukky – a fair-complexioned older woman – took in last year.

The relationship has never been public, even though those close to the singer are well aware they’re seriously dating.

We cannot tell for now, if the pair is planning to get married; especially as 9ice and Payne are still legally married.

Multiple sources tell us this lady is the reason the singer has been a regular visitor to Abuja; and that his ex Toni Payne is – unhappily- aware of the relationship. ‘In fact almost all the ladies close to him know of her. She herself even went out of her way to contact them‘, our source offers.

Sources say Bukky’s baby, a girl, was delivered on Monday March 21. The baby is 9ice’s second. His first son named Zion was delivered on Thursday December 4, 2008, at Presbytarian Hospital, Southern California, United States of America.

I can tell you for sure that 9ice has gotten the girl pregnant, and she has put to bed. Toni knows. But even her is keeping quiet but it’ll be a source of embarrassment for her‘, one of 9ice’s close friends tells us. He does not want to be named.

I can’t tell if he’ll marry her or not. But she’s very close to him and I believe they’re serious‘. He disclosed.

9ice’s manager Dehinde Fajana through a telephone conversation, Fajana claimed that he is ignorant of the situation and questioned the existence of his boss’ Abuja partner.

‘Is there any partner there? Does 9ice have any partner in Abuja? I’m sorry, I don’t know’ Fajana responded.

9ice did not immediately respond to our enquiries.

Laff it loud... lol

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Little Johnny & April

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.

Monday, 11 April 2011

Catholic Church Not Happy With Lady Gaga's Judas' Upcoming Video

Lady Gaga is drawing the ire of the Catholic Church in a new video for her single “Judas” off her forthcoming album, where she apparently plays Mary Magdalene in the vid, which is out April 19th.
Although no footage has yet been seen (save for a snippet of a rehearsal at the end of a video Gaga tweeted), The Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights have called nothing more than a stunt.
The group’s president, Bill Donahue, said, “People have real talent, and then there is Lady Gaga. I find Gaga to be increasingly irrelevant. Is this the only way to jet up her performance? This isn’t random, we are getting closer to Holy Week and Easter.”
It seems that Gaga, who went to Catholic school herself for 13 years and says “we really believe in God at my show,” is once again following in Madonna’s footsteps.
In 1989 Madonna angered the Vatican after using a black actor to play Jesus in the video for “Like a Prayer.”

I dey laff ooo!!!

From A Mother With Love

Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

Banker wins N5million on Who Wants To Be A Million...

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New Track from 2face Idibia: Man Unkind (Download)

Saturday, 9 April 2011

Idris Elba criticizes Nigerian movies

2FACE IDIBIA - Man Unkind.mp4

Know by Lami ft. M.I

Laff it off!!!

A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

Oyinwafemi: Do not read if u're not matured enoff... lol

Oyinwafemi: Do not read if u're not matured enoff... lol: "The bride tells her husband, 'Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?' 'OK, Swee..."

Clumsy one indeed!!!

Boyfrnd: Yes. At last. It was so hard 2 wait.
Girlfrnd: Do u want me 2 leave?
Boyfrnd: NO! Don't even think abt it.
Girlfrnd: Do u luv me?
Boyfrnd: Of course! Over &over!
Girlfrnd: Av u ever cheated on me?
Boyfrnd: NO! Why are u even askin?
Girlfrnd: Will u kiss me?
Boyfrnd: Every chance I get!
Girlfrnd: Will u hit me?
Boyfrnd: Are u crazy! I'm not dat kind of persn!
Girlfrnd: Can I trust u?
Boyfrnd: Yes.
Girlfrnd: Darlin!
AFTER MARRIAGE - - -(simply read from bottom 2 top.)

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Do not read if u're not matured enoff... lol

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,

Friday, 8 April 2011

Now, let the fun begin...

Let the bloggin begin.
Yeah.... Itz moskie in d house...
Hopin to make d best of dis blog.
Respect to all dat I met on board.
One love!!!

Let the world hear about what you have to offer