Clumsy one indeed!!!

B4 MARRIAGE - - -
Boyfrnd: Yes. At last. It was so hard 2 wait.
Girlfrnd: Do u want me 2 leave?
Boyfrnd: NO! Don't even think abt it.
Girlfrnd: Do u luv me?
Boyfrnd: Of course! Over &over!
Girlfrnd: Av u ever cheated on me?
Boyfrnd: NO! Why are u even askin?
Girlfrnd: Will u kiss me?
Boyfrnd: Every chance I get!
Girlfrnd: Will u hit me?
Boyfrnd: Are u crazy! I'm not dat kind of persn!
Girlfrnd: Can I trust u?
Boyfrnd: Yes.
Girlfrnd: Darlin!
and....
AFTER MARRIAGE - - -(simply read from bottom 2 top.)